Trump Sings the Groping Blues

Originally posted on Election Dejection 2016:
Why all of this fuss and moping! Over a tiny bit of groping!? Don’t look at me, look at Bill! Everyone grabs women against their will!? It’s not like it’s some sort of crime – (You don’t say!? It is? Um, look at the time…) Well no one respects women…


In the Name of Brunette Lady

(a poem written for World Chocolate Day) Matters not if you are plain Dark and wild Or super soft Milky, fit for a child Or else a Crunchie, chock-full of almonds Or layered in peanuts, hazelnuts and raisins Or a smooth Carmello wi…(read source) Source: In the Name of Brunette Lady