Trump Sings the Groping Blues

Originally posted on Election Dejection 2016:
Why all of this fuss and moping! Over a tiny bit of groping!? Don’t look at me, look at Bill! Everyone grabs women against their will!? It’s not like it’s some sort of crime – (You don’t say!? It is? Um, look at the time…) Well no one respects women…

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She’s so Verdant…

  In his short poem Spring, Michael of the blog TrollPants has personified Spring/Nature and refers to it as Her Verdancy. Verdant, I understand, is both green or lush as well as fresh and amateur to the point of unsophistication. She’s pretty as well as naughty… Spring It’s Spring! I might be overjoyed Had not Her…

Are you too a Phenomenal Woman?

Phenomenal Woman by MAYA ANGELOU Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size But when I start to tell them, They think I’m telling lies. I say, It’s in the reach of my arms, The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl…